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[This is a short version of irony; also see the full-length version of Direct Syria: "Windows 7 offers programs tug of war"]

Microsoft Windows 7 wish to stabilize the high-priced, do not introduce preferential schemes? Was to follow Vista, once again, so that Taiwan can not enjoy the price to become the world's second-class citizens? Please force touting Windows 7, forced to sing Gunn Linux on the right.

    1. [IT Media] like him to talk about the benefits of Windows 7; Do not let the public know that Linux-specific features (such as 20 grams laptop / vulnerable to the attack life-saving disc)
    2. [IT Media] with or without basis in fact, is to tout Windows, is to sing Gun Linux; Do not search for Christian readers how to objectively compare the two articles
    3. [Programmers] as written [only in Windows 7 above, the use of] the application software. (Forced Windows XP users to upgrade)
    4. [Web designers] try to write [to use Firefox with IE can not be the normal operation of previous versions] page. (Forced Windows XP users to upgrade)
    5. [University professor / computer tutorial] develop the above-mentioned "professional" members.
    6. [The teachers at all levels of computers for schools] are invited to join Microsoft's products, promotional activities and studies, to encourage students to use Windows 7. The advent of the future Windows 7 license, please continue with past practice: to encourage students to test useless society (but it will help marketing Microsoft products) license. When students make Linux Broadwood significance and Education / Digital Divide sense, please to talk about other more important issues. For example, to tell him: we have money, people in Taiwan do not have such a shoddy Linux.
    7. [灿坤/ Shun Fat / National Electronic /...] tell consumers: "Windows than Linux easy to use!" (Link inside Microsoft can get to the Best Buy employee education and training of precious materials used in anti-Linux) " Although the selling Linux computers to you, I can compare to sell, you can leave more profits, but also allows you to save money; but to promote Microsoft's products, is our bounden duty, we believe every employee loyalty. even if This would conflict with the interests of the company, and we expense. "
    8. [Consumers] do not refute the灿坤/ Shun Fat / National Electronic /...: "Linux PC cheaper!" It is very hurt with the boss. (If you point out contradictions in the words of the previous paragraph, let the boss with the Microsoft hurt, so that is not good.)
    9. [The pirates] Please force piracy, first to help Microsoft's free marketing. BSA was then arrested when the software is too expensive :-) shouted again does not ... wait ... this one's goal is to help stabilize the high-priced Windows 7呀! So when you are caught when the BSA, should remind him: "In Taiwan, Windows 7 will stubbornly high prices, we are quietly beginning to help you promote a hero." Microsoft could be ungrateful, discarding, you can treat you like a treat exhausted litter everywhere arouses dislike of toilet paper; pirates, but you must be humane / Yishenxiangxu / Zhisibuyu. Is now quite a way to use pirated Microsoft; that time, BSA has been arrested, be sure to adhere to you sing the praises of Microsoft's Linux has always been the attitude of contempt for free, once again told the world: "I use pirated Windows 7. I was BSA arrested. Windows 7 good use, is too valuable. I have no regrets. If there's time, I still will be pirated Windows 7, is still not going to use Linux. I really wish the original pricing of Windows 7 five times, so I make sense of a certain Gengshuang five times. Linux already free of charge. download Linux, that does not stimulate, completely unable to bring my empty life, enrich the pleasure to meet. "

Everyone with Windows 7, our common with the huge market demand, and (with or without basis) praise words shore its price, then Microsoft in Taiwan, as in a foreign country did not have trouble to cut prices again and again. As early as late buying expensive to buy, like, this is only fair. To work together to help the people of Taiwan public opinion to defend the high price to live Windows 7, Microsoft is using our GDP to grow too large to eat bread, let them throwing money around the world to donate software to those who are serious into Linux countries. [France; South Africa; Venezuela; Nai Biya; ...] This kind of Taiwanese person, with the Microsoft world, everyone is happy!